Back to black (coffee)
I'm back! And you're back! We're all back at work together, doing our jobs all day in our offices instead of lying in bed eating smoked salmon straight from the packet. Hurrah, aren't you glad. Isn't this nice.
Now now, come on, let's have none of that attitude. Happy New Year! 2015, here we go! Let's make this a good'un, ladies and gents. We've got big plans for My World, so just sit back, relax, and get ready for our all singing, all dancing, mostly new 2015 Catalogue which will be out any second now. (It took about five thousand years of Tetris-ing by our talented designer to fit all the new goodies in the space available, so you'd all better be impressed.)
Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and jellyspoons, it's going to be a hell of a year!