My World

And you realise that a) your life is empty and meaningless without her and b) your list of things that need doing before she goes away is about as long as the Amazon River and twice as full of crocodiles.

You may not be aware of this, but I'm not actually the creative powerhouse behind the spectacular My World portfolio. Oh, no. I am but the chattering mouthpiece of this operation! The real talent lies in the hands of Layla, who for reasons unfathomable has decided to take them along with the rest of her on holiday for the rest of her life.

Well, ok, not the WHOLE of it. But enough to throw me into total and utter confusion, i.e. about three weeks. THREE WEEKS. I told her that was absolutely disgraceful and that I was going to chain her to her desk instead, but I think she thought I was kidding.

Fortunately she designs like a bat out of hell, so we've managed to squeeze nearly a month's worth of work out of her in about three days. Should be enough to keep us going -- or at least I hope so, because if the designing mantle ever falls on my shoulders then god help us all.

Ah well. Have a lovely holiday, Layls, lord knows you deserve it - come back to us soon!

— July 25, 2014

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