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Phew! What a scorcheroonie, eh?! Good thing I've got all these oiled pool boys here to fan me with palm leaves. Hope you've had a gorgeous Saturday and you're now lounging beside a campfire being serenaded by sensitive bearded youths with ukeleles. 

If you haven't, fear not - Operation Long Distance is here to help simulate the experience. Soundtrack? The Lumineers have got you covered. Visuals? Have a three-hour video of a log fire. Stuck for something to do? I highly recommend you learn to make ricotta

There. Phase Four has lift-off. Enjoy your evening and your Sunday, friends - we'll be back with Phase Five tomorrow night.

— June 17, 2014

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