What? Oh, don't look so surprised - as if I could go away on holiday without leaving a present for you guys! This way we can have fun at the same time, which is practically the same thing as having fun together. It's a sort of internet-based version of the hundred mile couch. Good, eh?
So for Phase One we've got something juicy for book lovers. Did you grow up understanding that the Beast was definitely the best Disney prince because of that time he gave Belle a freakin' library? Well, this'll be a treat for you. Try the 'random' button at the top for hours of bibliophiliac drooling.
If you want a soundtrack, you could do a lot worse than this.
Check back tomorrow for Phase Two of Operation Long Distance.